Its that "once a month" saying, the ending of every sentence and the start of "what a woman is really capable" of feeling; its your menstrual cycle. I begin to plan out the next few days as if i'm going on a road trip, making sure that I have enough supply of tampons and enough time in between WHATEVER I am doing to take a break and use the facilities. (I've realized school has taught me a few words known yet forgotten and hardly used like facilities and menstrual cycle.)
I started my period yesterday. (Thank you, captain obvious.) Have you ever known you were about to start your period and tried to prepare yourself for it? Or even the people around you! Yea, that was me. I break out a few days before I start and my bowel movements are disturbing...(I have Crohns disease, i'll explain in another blog.) And of course the big one!: I start my obsession with anything sweet. You crave it at three in the morning, right after lunch and all through dinner. So when my little sister caught me stuffing my face with chocolate and noticed me scrubbing my face every hour she called me out in the middle of me making a point. I was just getting to the good part of my speech as an older sister to a youngen when she interrupted with, "You're just being a bitch because you're on your period." Don't we love those words put together? Bitch and period. FUCK YEA I'M GONNA BE IN A BITCHY MOOD, MY VAGINA HAS EXCESSIVE BLEEDING FOR THE NEXT 5 DAYS!
Thank you mother nature for making every woman beautiful and her vagina immortal.
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